Testo di Funky Worm – Ohio Players

[Intro: Junie Morrison, Granny & (secretary)]
(She's here, Mr. Johnson)
Okay, thank you very much
Granny, they're expecting you
You're a little late, so... come right this way
Step right in, okay?
What? Say it now? Yes
Say it now? Yeah Uh-huh
Me and the Ohio Players gonna tell you about a worm!
He's the funkiest worm in the world
Okay, sing it fellas...

[Verse 1: Junie Morrison, Granny]
There's a worm in the ground, yes there is (Thats right, that's right)
He lives six feet down (Six feet down)
He only comes around when he wants to get down!
But when he comes out of his hole, he sounds something like this

[Chorus 1: Granny ad-libs over Junie Morrison synth solo]
Ooh, that's funky, that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Come on with it again, fellas, come on with it!

[Verse 2: Junie Morrison, Granny]
In a foreign land, yeah, yeah (Sing it!)
He plays in a band (Plays in the band)
Plays guitar without any hands – pretty good, I might add, yeah
Yeah! When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance

[Chorus 2: Granny ad-libs over Junie Morrison synth solo]
Aww, get it, baby!
I'm his manager, heh heh, yeah
Gonna make a million dollars!
I get it all, too! He can't spend it
Don't stop now, honey, get down!
That's it! That's it!
Don't, don't, don't fight the feeling! Don't fight it!
Okay, that's enough! Get out of here
Here he goes, people, listen to this, this is really funky, get out of here...

Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out

[Outro: Granny, Junie Morrison]
Do we get paid for this? Yes
I want to know... Yes, of course
We do? M-hmm
Okay, okay... Yes
Alright... You're welcome